(No XP because I've already posted 3 and because this is terrible. Please do not subtract XP because I posted this terrible thing.)
Anya
Okay, can I just - say something crazy?
Lyra (tiredly)
I hate crazy.
Anya
All my life has been a series of doors in my face
And then suddenly I bump into you
Lyra
I was thinking the same thing!
'Cause, like, I've been searching my whole life to find my own place
And maybe it's the moonlight talking, or the chocolate fondue...
Anya (quickly finishing a chocolate-covered strawberry)
But with you
Lyra
But with you
Anya
I know my place
Lyra
I see your face
Both
And it's nothing like I've ever known before
Love is an open door
Love is an open door
Love is an open door
With you, with you
With you, with you
Love is an open door
Lyra
I mean it's crazy
Anya
What?
Lyra
We finish each others'—
Anya
Quotations from ancient ballads!
Lyra
That's what I was gonna say!
Anya
There's no one else in town
Both
who thinks so much like me!
Lyra
Jinx!
Anya
Unjinx me at once, sidhe enchantress!
(Music stops. Lyra rolls her eyes. Music restarts.)
Both
Our mental synchronization
Can have but one explanation
Anya (quietly)
Sorcery?
Lyra
You
Anya
and I
Both
were just meant to be!
Say goodbye to the pain of the past
We don't have to feel it anymore
Love is an open door
Love is an open door
Life can be so much more
With you, with you
With you, with you
Love is an open door
Lyra
Can I say something crazy?
Will you accept my oath of protection?
Anya
Can I say something even crazier?
No!
(Anya walks away, leaving a confused and annoyed Lyra.)