Fuck it o'clock

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Fuck it o'clock

Post by Carlotta » Sun Feb 10, 2019 5:23 am

(For June 2018 lit topic)

Things to tell the mayor when he walks into a disaster zone demanding to know "What happened? Why are there four bodies on the floor?"

The List
  • Raw Dove
    Endless supply of baby rabbits
    Too many dicks
    Judgement of Judas
    Not the soup
    Evil figs so evil they can not be eaten
    So sayeth the Lord
    Family recipe - never change grandmother's recipe
    Joseph Sheckle
    Four live pigs
    Moustache Spurs
    Elbow recoil
    Belly rubs
    A woman scorned
    Khepri's hair
    Zipper accident
    You don't have to answer that
    Not enough fiber
Lottie folded up the list still chuckling and tucked it under her pillow.

"Raw dove" she said with a smirk as she tucked herself into bed.

Raph, already asleep in the bed next to her and having fitful dreams cried out in horror "No! No! NOT THE SOUP!"
I fucked a gargoyle, your argument is invalid

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Re: Fuck it o'clock

Post by Twoey » Sun Feb 10, 2019 7:16 pm

“Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, vision cleared, ambition inspired, and success achieved.”

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Re: Fuck it o'clock

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