Things to tell the mayor when he walks into a disaster zone demanding to know "What happened? Why are there four bodies on the floor?"
- Raw Dove
Endless supply of baby rabbits
Too many dicks
Judgement of Judas
Not the soup
Evil figs so evil they can not be eaten
So sayeth the Lord
Family recipe - never change grandmother's recipe
Four live pigs
A woman scorned
You don't have to answer that
Not enough fiber
"Raw dove" she said with a smirk as she tucked herself into bed.
Raph, already asleep in the bed next to her and having fitful dreams cried out in horror "No! No! NOT THE SOUP!"