Snake Oil Song (Irony, May 2015)

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Rydath
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Snake Oil Song (Irony, May 2015)

Post by Rydath » Tue Oct 01, 2019 1:03 pm

Snake, oil, sales, man,
Cures whatever ails ya,
Snake, oil, sales, man,
Tincture never fails ya.

I was walkin’ down the street,
Fell down crippled with, gout,
Rubbed the tincture on my feet.
Now the pain is right, out!

Snake, oil, sales, man,
Cures whatever ails ya,
Snake, oil, sales, man,
Tincture never fails ya.

I did not know how to read,
Poured the brew on my, eyes,
Now I read and write with speed,
And my book won a, prize.

Snake, oil, sales, man,
Cures whatever ails ya,
Snake, oil, sales, man,
Tincture never fails ya.

I always had stomache aches,
Drank the oil in my, soup,
Turns out that was all it takes,
Cuz the stuff helped me, poop.

Snake, oil, sales, man,
Cures whatever ails ya,
Snake, oil, sales, man,
Tincture never fails ya.

People here all used to fight,
I put oil in the, well,
Now I sleep cozy and tight,
Knowing they’re all in, hell.

Oil, Man, Snake, sales,
Whatever cures you ales ya,
Man, sales, Oil, Snake,
Never tincture fails ya!

I had pain inside my head,
Poured tincture in my, ear,
Shortly after I was dead,
But the pain did disappear!

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